Slacking again..

I concider myself scolded. I guess I was not aware how important this blog is for some of you. I have been out of town for a few days for work also.

I spoke to Dad today to check on him. Says the MRI went fine and the results were negative - as in nothing in his head, including a brain - just one BIG empty space. Sooo, it appears his humor is returning. Just to remind all of you, we should get the real results of his brain MRI next Friday, the 6th at the oncology appointment.

He sounded more upbeat today, I could only talk to him for a short time. I was in cell hell with bad reception and when I called him back, apparently he was huddled in the Haworth bathroom due to the tornado warning. Then I called him after work and he was leaving for the ever-fun, exciting, laugh-a-minute weekly grocery shopping trip. Can you say wOOhOO!

So again I apologize for the "no news". Honestly I try to post often, but there really isn't anything new to say and I am sure all of you do not want to just hear my rantings.

In closing here are some oldies, but goodies:

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

The doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I AM 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"

A doctor held a steth oscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor as "That's what puzzles me!"

Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears." Doctor: "Don't answer!"

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

So hopefully you are laughing now and will forgive me!!

:)